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Hooligan Rules

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#1 ·
1) Do a burn out when leaving an officer who just gave you a ticket.

2) If a man annoys you or claims to be better at anything just remind him of how good his girl USED to be in bed.

3) When insulted don't say anything. Just punch the offender in the nose and offer his girl a ride on your S3, or you, or both....at the same time.

4) Keep it interesting, put your thumb in her butt.

5) When sitting oppisite of a GSXR at a stop light, Do a wheelie from a stop. Just to remind him....



[ This message was edited by: Calitriple on 2006-12-05 21:21 ]
 
#11 ·
On 2006-12-05 21:20, Calitriple wrote:
1) Do a burn out when leaving an officer who just gave you a ticket.

2) If a man annoys you or claims to be better at anything just remind him of how good his girl USED to be in bed.

3) When insulted don't say anything. Just punch the offender in the nose and offer his girl a ride on your S3, or you, or both....at the same time.

4) Keep it interesting, put your thumb in her butt.

5) When sitting oppisite of a GSXR at a stop light, Do a wheelie from a stop. Just to remind him....

I agree with number 5!
And remember a Hooligan riding skills speak volumes, let your riding do the talking! No balls no blue chips!

Ton Up!
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