[R100Pilot]

Okay, so Devi's got me all jealous what with the blueprintin' an' turbochargin' talk (I'll be happy when I get the time to change the oil on the TT ). And the whole Harley thing is just depressing.

So, how about a group we can all pick on? Squids!

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, and inspired by something I saw while riding back to work on my lunch break ...

If your idea of appropriate motorcycle headgear is a backward baseball cap, <h1>you might be a squid</h1>.

(okay, that was too easy)

 

[Cheapbastard]

If you ride wheelies down the freeway on a bling'ed out sportbike in nut'n but a tanktop, shorts, and tennis shoes...

Ya might be a squid. :razz:

 

[milqster]

If your idea of appropriate footwear is flip-flops........

Yep, too easy

 

[Cheapbastard]

If yer name is David Hasselhoff...

Ya might be a squid!

 

[R100Pilot]

If your rear brake pads wear out before the front, you might be a squid (inspired by the previous owner of the TT).

 

[Cheapbastard]

If yer doing the hokey-pokey while riding the dragon...

Ya just might be a squid!

 

[Stampy]

Your on your bike with your undies tucked into your T shirt :-D

 

[Limey]

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[Speedys06Triple]

if you have twelve legs and fart ink when scared riding the dragon....

I guess you might be a squid

 

[Goffe]

If you consider your girlfriend's bikini to be overprotective...

You might be a Squid.

 

[STEVOMERCKX]

if you love D&D exhausts...you might be a squid

if you wear kahki pants when you ride...you might be a squid

 

[Cheapbastard]

If you post a video of a naked dude riding a bike...

Ya might be a ***. :razz:

 

[speedydave]

If your swing arm is longer than your leg, you might be a squid.

If you favorite mods include the word "Chrome" you might be a squid.

I second the D&D comment!

 

[Captain_Rat]

You're likely a squid if your name is Ben Roethlisberger

Capt.

[ This message was edited by: Captain_Rat on 2007-01-11 14:18 ]

 

[Captain_Rat]

[ This message was edited by: Captain_Rat on 2007-01-11 14:46 ]

 

[ctrhenry]

might be a squid if you pull a wheelie with your girlfriend on the back an ddump her on the interstate at 70 mph , and shes wearing real thin lycra , spends months in rehab and skin grafts , will be scarred for life

 

[XTR]

On 2007-01-11 12:26, cheapbastard wrote:
If yer doing the hokey-pokey while riding the dragon...

Ya just might be a squid!

Oh man, I check Killboy almost every week and i never saw that series, when did that happen....total goofus. (I live in Oak Ridge, so I'm also on ETR)

If you favorite mods include the word "Chrome" you might be a squid.

Ok, just like listening to Foxworthy, sometimes it hits close to home. I also own a Harley, and damnit I LOVE MY CHROME! there, I said it, ***** my wide glide is purdy

 

[jrussell6]

if just after getting your bike purdy again you get caught wheelying with a leg brace on and get impounded. :brk:

it's an affliction i tell you.

 

[Captain_Rat]

Wait a minute?! I though you said you got pulled over and busted for some kind of registration mistake. Now it's a wheelie?

Capt.

 

[BUCKET]

You might be a squid if you go screaming past me at the approach to Lukey at Phillip Island on a Hyabusa just so you prove what a really good rider you are then bin it in front of me and make me poop my undies.Tossa. :-D :hammer: