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Okay, so Devi's got me all jealous what with the blueprintin' an' turbochargin' talk (I'll be happy when I get the time to change the oil on the TT :mad: ). And the whole Harley thing is just depressing.

So, how about a group we can all pick on? Squids!

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, and inspired by something I saw while riding back to work on my lunch break ...

If your idea of appropriate motorcycle headgear is a backward baseball cap, <h1>you might be a squid</h1>.

(okay, that was too easy)
 

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If you ride wheelies down the freeway on a bling'ed out sportbike in nut'n but a tanktop, shorts, and tennis shoes...

Ya might be a squid. :razz:
 

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If your rear brake pads wear out before the front, you might be a squid (inspired by the previous owner of the TT).
 

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If you consider your girlfriend's bikini to be overprotective...

You might be a Squid.
 

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might be a squid if you pull a wheelie with your girlfriend on the back an ddump her on the interstate at 70 mph , and shes wearing real thin lycra , spends months in rehab and skin grafts , will be scarred for life
 

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On 2007-01-11 12:26, cheapbastard wrote:
If yer doing the hokey-pokey while riding the dragon...

Ya just might be a squid!

Oh man, I check Killboy almost every week and i never saw that series, when did that happen....total goofus. (I live in Oak Ridge, so I'm also on ETR)

If you favorite mods include the word "Chrome" you might be a squid.
Ok, just like listening to Foxworthy, sometimes it hits close to home. I also own a Harley, and damnit I LOVE MY CHROME! there, I said it, ***** my wide glide is purdy
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if just after getting your bike purdy again you get caught wheelying with a leg brace on and get impounded. :brk:

it's an affliction i tell you.
 

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You might be a squid if you go screaming past me at the approach to Lukey at Phillip Island on a Hyabusa just so you prove what a really good rider you are then bin it in front of me and make me poop my undies.Tossa. :-D :hammer:
 
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