[zooplancton]

so you know when you do something SO stupid, your actually amazed by it?

well, i recently made a moto-fab purchase of a fender eliminator kit. installed it, and in the process, had accidentally burned through the LED wires with my heat gun putting on some heat shrink tubing. i patched that up, and did all the right connections, but had no running tail light or plate light.
i had to ask ted (the friendly guy at moto-fab) if he had any ideas of what to do?

he asks "did you check the fuse"?

duh........ :-D


then 2 weeks ago, i was trying to uunplug what i thought was a MEAn hair-clog in the shower/tub. after pouring an entire large bottle of drain-o in, and waiting a few hours for it to do its job. no progress. so i'm plunging away, then my wife comoes in and says "check the drain lever"........ duh :-D

hand me another can of dumba$$ will ya?




[ This message was edited by: zooplancton on 2006-12-20 19:11 ]

 

[BUCKET]

Crazy Americans,nothing like that goes on in Australia. :-D :hammer:

 

[Captain_Rat]

That's because you guys don't have indoor plumbing.

Capt.

 

[zooplancton]

On 2006-12-20 19:51, BUCKET wrote:
Crazy Americans,nothing like that goes on in Australia. :-D :hammer:

from here on out, your on my radar amigo! :wink:

 

[zooplancton]

On 2006-12-20 20:18, Captain_Rat wrote:
That's because you guys don't have indoor plumbing.

Capt.

:roflmoa2: :roflmoa2: don't your drains funnel down clock-wise down there? :-D

[ This message was edited by: zooplancton on 2006-12-20 20:31 ]

 

[S32k1]

Zoo I thought you said you STOPPED smoking mind altering substances no??? :hammer:

 

[jrussell6]

i spent a good 10 mins this morning looking for my bike key when i realized i had already went out and started up to warm it up.

 

[OKCTriple]

Here's your sign. :razz:

 

[Calitriple]

Earned the nickname "kickstand" from a freind of mine when I first bought my bike. I was trying to start it and getting very frustrted when my buddy notice the kickstand was down. He did'n t say anything. He just waited for me to get frustrated and jump off the bike. Then he said, "Why don't you let me try....?"

I even bet him $20 that it wouldn't start for him.

He put the kickstand up and cranked it over. Not only was I retarded but I paid someone to prove it. :knkknk:

 

[ORCA]

Hey ZOO how many of us have looked and looked and looked for our keys only to have found that we had left them in the seat lock! Yep I have opened that can of dumba** many times myself only to find out that my wife was way smarter than me and has shown me the error of my ways on numerous occasions...sean...

 

[white06S3]

You use the word "your" when you mean to write "you're."

 

[graciejohn2]

I felt pretty dumb way back when after I started up my CBR and started riding off before I took off the front disc lock.......OUCH.

That was before they had the bright orange wire coming up to the grip.

I haven't done it with Speedy yet and I better keep it that way....

JOHN

 

[zooplancton]

On 2006-12-20 20:25, S32k1 wrote:
Zoo I thought you said you STOPPED smoking mind altering substances no??? :hammer:

no kidding huh? that's a tru-ism btw.

Hey ZOO how many of us have looked and looked and looked for our keys only to have found that we had left them in the seat lock!

i can officially top that. i've lost my keys in my ignition!

You use the word "your" when you mean to write "you're."

grammar ***! :-D :wink:

i didn't think i was only person here that had tried to start their bike with the 'switch' off, or kick-stand down. welcome to the club.
:-D

 

[Cheapbastard]

I'm not dumb, I am the smartest man alive! :-D

 

[Legman]

On 2006-12-20 22:41, cheapbastard wrote:
I'm not dumb, I am the smartest man alive! :-D

hard to believe Cheap.......after all you did send half your parts from your bike off to a bloke who then sold them on ebay!

 

[Limey]

seven months ago :-D Did ya tie a yellow ribbon round the tree yet. :-D

 

[Cheapbastard]

On 2006-12-20 23:19, Limey wrote:
seven months ago :-D Did ya tie a yellow ribbon round the tree yet. :-D

 

[BUCKET]

On 2006-12-20 20:24, zooplancton wrote:

On 2006-12-20 19:51, BUCKET wrote:
Crazy Americans,nothing like that goes on in Australia. :-D :hammer:

from here on out, your on my radar amigo! :wink:

Is that a bit of virtual angst going on,please explain. :-D :hammer:

 

[zooplancton]

On 2006-12-20 23:43, BUCKET wrote:

On 2006-12-20 20:24, zooplancton wrote:

On 2006-12-20 19:51, BUCKET wrote:
Crazy Americans,nothing like that goes on in Australia. :-D :hammer:

from here on out, your on my radar amigo! :wink:

Is that a bit of virtual angst going on,please explain. :-D :hammer:

na, just jealousy. you guys have one of the funniest movies ever: 'priscilla, queen of the desert "!! :-D

p.s. on a serious note: have you read the book "red dog"??? get it! it's great!!!!! from your island down unda'.


[ This message was edited by: zooplancton on 2006-12-20 23:53 ]

 

[BUCKET]

na, just jealousy. you guys have one of the funniest movies ever: 'priscilla, queen of the desert "!! :-D
That wasn't funny,that was my mother,i mean father,s*#t i don't know what i mean.
:-D :hammer: