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As implied by my handle, I live in California. Land of all things wierd and socially unacceptable. One of the people that comes to my bar told me last night that their family would be having "Tofurkey" this year. To which I answered a very confused, "The hell is 'Tofurkey'?" This pillar of morality, who by the way is drinking like a fish on a monday night, proceeds to tell me that his family will be protesting the slaughter of "millions of innocent turkeys for the pleasure of a ******* holiday." By eating a "turkey" made of Tofu...
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Now, as a bouncer I have the option to toss anyone and everyone on their ear for anything I deam appropriate. Did I? No. Why? Because this hybrid driving, tofurkey eatin', hemp shirt wearin', hippie reject, retard had a $160 tab.
It is, after all, a business. Besides, I thought it just a bit ironic
that this do-goody, enviro-freak, turkey f#cker, was a raging alcoholic.
Happy Holidays!!! :-g
Now, as a bouncer I have the option to toss anyone and everyone on their ear for anything I deam appropriate. Did I? No. Why? Because this hybrid driving, tofurkey eatin', hemp shirt wearin', hippie reject, retard had a $160 tab.
It is, after all, a business. Besides, I thought it just a bit ironic
that this do-goody, enviro-freak, turkey f#cker, was a raging alcoholic.
Happy Holidays!!! :-g