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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.... And not get smacked

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!



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Pervy!...





I like it.
 

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"Sure, just use a big spoon between its legs and scoop it out. "
 

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These are just words of wisdom from the Triumph CHEF ! Keep on cookin DUDE!
 

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Slap my moist bird on the table and stuff it till the hot gravy spurts out all over her thighs??????
 

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"There you go, now cram your hand all the way up there.... just like that. Gooooood, now grab another handfull and jam it in there."
Thanks Grams.....
 

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One more...

Since it's holiday are lap dances 1/2 priced?

My holidays plans don't involve family. :-D
 
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