Sick Leave
>
>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow
>me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would
>tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling
and
>made funny noises.
>
>My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that
I
>was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
>"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
>
>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
>doing ? I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed
>out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
>
>I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde)
>followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're
going?
>
>(You're gonna love this..... )
>She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
>
>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow
>me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would
>tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling
and
>made funny noises.
>
>My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that
I
>was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
>"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
>
>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
>doing ? I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed
>out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
>
>I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde)
>followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're
going?
>
>(You're gonna love this..... )
>She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
