Wasn't the Bonanza Steakhouse Chain serving horse steaks a while back? As I recall, they were pretty tasty.
Oh Roxy, I wouldn't take your horse. To cute and sweet. Now those pesky wild mustangs out west all need to end up in Mickey D's finest burgers. They eat way to much sage brush and thistles and fart enough to cause earth warming. Besides we use helicopters now and pluck em right out from under they rider,Well, this is bad news for horse owners. Why? Because now we have to worry a lot again about people stealing our horses. If you live near a slaughterhouse, it's a huge concern. They will load up the horses in a matter of minutes, drive to the slaughterhouse and get a few hundred per animal.
So, enjoy your horse burger, Hap, but this means my neighbors and I are going to be jumping in our trucks again and following every horse or livestock trailer we see again.