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Might as well jump, anyway.
 

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Baby, how you been?
 

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Don't we already have a Van Halen thread?
 

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I wonder if the guy does break wind on the way down if the smell would linger all the way with him. This is definitely a question for Uncle Nort, or maybe The Dog Institute for Higher Stuff. I do hope they chime in. I'm dying to know.
 

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23 miles up...Ov Power...

So is this jump HALO or HAHO?...pretty badass none the less...:cool:

Remember Legs...if youre not Airborne youre not sh!t...;):D
 

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Yikes...I truly hope he's makes it down safely.

If he goes off course he may well land in my back yard!


And my front yard, and across the street, and over by the park, and next to McDonalds.....
 

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Yikes...I truly hope he's makes it down safely.

If he goes off course he may well land in my back yard!


And my front yard, and across the street, and over by the park, and next to McDonalds.....

I have read this about five times and laughed every time! Thanks for that!

McDonalds will just scoop it up and sell it as a McRib.
 

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is it true that if airborne folks have to take a dump they say they have a jumper at the door?
stand...in the door!!!

Green light go go go...
 

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"I wonder if the guy does break wind on the way down if the smell would linger all the way with him"


......... well if he opened his zipper to let it
out his blood would boil and he would die instantly.

If it was me I would consider it a risk worth taking:)
I bet it would drift up into his helmet. But maybe he's one of those dudes who enjoys smelling his own farts.
 

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Guys, the fella is attempting to break mach-one. Farts are inconsequential at mach-one and they certainly wouldn't linger.
 

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I don't know B, I'm kind of really worried here. If it were me, I'd be probably so scared flying at Mach 1 that I'd actually crap in my space suit, or whatever it is, let alone fart, and then I'd have to post another story on the Have You Ever Crapped Your Pants thread that WelshRob started in the Premium Lounge!
 
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