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I'm not trying it again, I got a cocktail stick stuck last time ;)
 

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That is really *&%^ed up.
 

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Thats the only way I can drink domestic beer these days...;):D

I already see red cups and ping pong balls in the beer section...I cant wait for the enema bags...
 

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I call BS on that.

It would be far simpler, faster, and effective to simply drink it. that is what your digestive system is there for after all.

What could you hope to gain from an enema that you couldn't get from a few (or many) shots of 151?
 

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Soooo many wrongs with that.

Drinking is part of the fun and who the heck administers the enema? Do they reuse tubing?

What the frack is wrong with people?
 

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All I know is I'm opening drug store/Starbucks near a college campus.
 

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Thats the only way I can drink domestic beer these days...;):D

I already see red cups and ping pong balls in the beer section...I cant wait for the enema bags...
You can already by wine in a bag, right? It won't be long before Gallo offers an accessory plastic tube!
 

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You can already by wine in a bag, right? It won't be long before Gallo offers an accessory plastic tube!
That's pretty much the quality of that stuff, but really mentioning the accessory plastic tube - no, no no that's just . no please get that image from my mind.:eek:

Brings a whole new meaning to a wine "tasting" doesn't it.
 

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Back in my clubbing days, one way to get the chemicals quickly into your system was to "top shelf" the pills....
 

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That's pretty much the quality of that stuff, but really mentioning the accessory plastic tube - no, no no that's just . no please get that image from my mind.:eek:

Brings a whole new meaning to a wine "tasting" doesn't it.

......... dont judge them - if a friend passed the wine to you and he has just had some by enema I'm sure you wouldnt put the tube in your mouth ;)
 

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"...bypasses the filtering by the liver." Rump Romp Moonshine - The Healthy Alternative
 

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"Upon extensive questioning, it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver,"

There must be a Biology major in the fraternity. I can just hear the conversation at the frat house now... "Dude, you want us to do what with the Natty Light?" :D
 

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What ever happened to drinking games where you drank every time someone blinked? Geez.
 

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That sounds like the worst frat of all time. Instead of just drinking and then drawing on your passed out friends, you have to stick stuff up your butt and then listen to someone explain why it's a good idea.
 
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