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Myself included :-D

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I love this one. I work in a bar and I see people dive on grenades all the time.
This is what I tell my friends:
"When you go to a bar/nightclub walk through the place before you get your first drink. Try and find the ugliest chick/guy in the place. Remember that face!!! When it starts to look good, you've had waaaaay too much. Also, try and get a look at them under normal light. Strobe lights or dimly lit bars are designed to make ugly people good."
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When I was married, I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, so that when we were making love, it looked like she was moving.
 

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On 2006-12-10 21:50, Legman wrote:
When I was married, I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, so that when we were making love, it looked like she was moving.
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On 2006-12-10 21:50, Legman wrote:
When I was married, I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom, so that when we were making love, it looked like she was moving.
I dont care who you are! Thats funny right there!
 

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Legman, you had to fit strobe lights in the bedroom so that when you were making love it looked like she was moving..?!?!
that's fük'n dead meat..!!

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I used to shock my ex with a defibrillator to get some movement. :-D
 

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On 2006-12-11 07:13, Limey wrote:
I think we sould take this test before posting
And I think you DID take the test and failed miserably! :-D
 

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Hell! so thats what it was.....strobe lights......shisa I thought I was just seeing spots......and that thing she did with that poor farm animal.....and it was all the lights fault....thanks limey.Sean..
 
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