Rode two up with my wife today. Philly suburbs up to New Hope, PA. Good weather for a change, ride along the Delaware River, stop for a cup of coffee, back to the Tiger. I'm parked diagonal in a parallel space, 2 other bikes, I'm last in the space. A woman in a cage moves forward, bumps into the pannier. I bang on her hood. Her bumper is resting against the pannier. She stops, leans out and yells, "I didn't hit it did I?". She backs up, gets out, leans over by the Tiger and fakes a kiss and says, "I'll kiss it and make it all better". She walks off. I was so stunned, I yelled, "What the hell is wrong with you". She looks back with a little smirk. I kick her car. No harm to the Tiger. Help me understand; I am mystified:brick::.