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Well this is Medicare City now-what should I get for myself? I was thinking of getting a life like blow up doll- girlfriend but they cost over$5K. (they dont talk)
Or, maybe a lady Russian housekeeper? Or a new bike??? Come on guys , help me out.
 

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I was at the International Bike Show in Detroit last night and I think I saw exactly what you need...



Sell the Speedies and have hivel Jr. cart your old a$$ around (I've got dibs on those clipons of yours).
 

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Aren't you too old to ride a bike now?? :cool:

HaHa, just kidding... seeing that you live in Alabama and all I reckon you should buy yourself a banjo.
 

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Alright HiVel, I turn 52 tomorrow. Happy Birthday to you! You should buy something that makes you feel as young as you really are at heart and keep on riding with the youngsters, showing them that we (old guys) know how to ride.
 

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Well this is Medicare City now-what should I get for myself?
Depends





...on what you really like. (Oops, almost forgot to finish my statement. :-D )


Sorry, couldn't resist.

Seriously, though, congratulations!

[ This message was edited by: Goffe on 2007-01-06 13:27 ]
 

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viagra stock? :razz:

Get a little vintage porsche! one of the three speed ones! such cool little cars :D
 

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Hey Hivel, happy birthday. Buy a hooker, then go to breakfest. After that go for a good 2-3 hundred mile ride. Asteak dinner, some beers, and another hooker. Topped off with a big ass burnout just to piss off the nieghbors. Then after all that, grab your Banjo and Squeeeeeee-squeeeeee.
 

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Happy Birthday and no snide remarks about age from this side of the bar. I'm just now getting over the trauma of turning 50, there's no way I want to think about turning 65..!!!!
Good Luck..
 

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Happy Birthday.

get a russian housewife. you only have to pay once. the hookers can start to get expensive if you get the good ones.

_steve
 

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HiVel - so who/what did you wind up doing and getting for your birthday? Tha banjo???
 

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Thanks for all the great suggestions-I already have plenty of banjos though. And a few hogs too! There are no hookers here, they give it away as long as you are in the family.
I don't like sidecars and already have rocker. My wife cancelled the Russian maid idea and the NOS and Turbo are already ordered. The Depends and Viagra are already on the shelf, the Porsche is out of my league(although nice) $$$, and I cannot drink(medical problem), plus I am under death threats from certain neighbors if any more noise and smoke emanates from my garage area. (they hate the fire trucks)
Ducati 1098 is a great idea but my heart is set on a new Tiger,but not just yet.

What I did for my birthday: Have my wife turn me inside out before breakfast.
Take a rain check for a 250mile ride, hang out at home and order a new Shoei
Multitec flip up helmet in Royal blue on the net. Then have all my kids and grand kids come over for a cook out and some cake and ice cream. Take a nap and dream about a new white Tiger to ride to Vermont this summer. What a great birthday!
 

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+1 on the russian house maid.

they keep quite happy with lots of fake diamonds and gaudy furs.
happy birthday!! treat yourself to the best dinner in town, your favorite scotch and a nice cuban cigar!
 
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