Mmm...right, well it's neutral. It's a sit up and beg riding position that currently suits my injuries, and allows me to look where I'm going to be sent by the next car driver that want's to ping me for no reason. There is no exhaust note to be heard, the throttle slides sideways, the headlight is bright but extends 8feet in front of the bike and the seat is to padding what Ian Paisley is to tact.
Oh and it's on brand new economy asian tyres that mean anything over a mild lean becomes a comedy moment waiting to happen.
It's the John Major of the bike world. as you said, Blandit.