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I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times,
but this time my puncture won't seal.
 

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ahem,

Loose Wheel
(sung to the tune of Lucille by Kenny Rogers)
At a track in Virginia
near Disputana
was a race that was late in the year
My front wheel was hurtin
and one thing's for certain
Money for parts was not near

I was fifth in the points chase
and fourth place was injured
I wanted to move past him this race
I just have to finish
so I'll take it easy
and just take whatever points this race may bring

But then I got the holeshot
and started to ride hard
I thought the bike was working just fine
The big jump was nearin'
but all I was thinkin'
was leading at that finish line

The front wheel went one way
and I went another
For a minute I thought I was dead
So I started shakin'
as my bike was breakin'
Then these words popped into my head:

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
Forty feet in the air and the dirt hard as steel
I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times
But this time the injuries won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

After I landed
I knew I was hurt bad
The medics were given the call
They asked if I knew my name
and I know this may sound strange
but I just quite could not recall

Was three months later
I knew there was damage
Either that or I'd lost my mind
I 'm really sufferin'
'Cos this horrible chorus
just will not escape from my head:

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
Forty feet in the air and the dirt hard as steel
This was a bad crash, much worse than road rash
No, this time the injuries won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
Forty feet in the air and the dirt hard as steel
I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times
But this time the injuries won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
 

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You heard when they played that Country record backwards the guy got his girl back, and his pickup back and his ole dog back?
 

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Oh yeah, that's a good one dwr.

I'm not a huge country fan, but Johnny Cash is one of the few I do like. And Willie of course.
 

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I work with a bunch of country music fans and everyday is pure torture. They don't even listen to real country from Cash, Willie or Merle Haggard. It's all the new lame pop-country crap. How Taylor Swift passes as country, I'll never know.

Anyway, it makes me want to go on a murderous rampage.
 

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I'd like to lure Taylor Swift into my Scooter-Tent!:Naughty


Goo - ... don't quit that day-job just yet.:eek:

Flip side of that Record is "Roll me Away"!

Bob
 

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I work with a bunch of country music fans and everyday is pure torture. They don't even listen to real country from Cash, Willie or Merle Haggard. It's all the new lame pop-country crap. How Taylor Swift passes as country, I'll never know.

Anyway, it makes me want to go on a murderous rampage.
I agree man, the new stuff has completely ruined the genre.

Merle Haggard. Yep, another great one. I think he was in Folsom prison when Johnny Cash played there.
 

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I work with a bunch of country music fans and everyday is pure torture. They don't even listen to real country from Cash, Willie or Merle Haggard. It's all the new lame pop-country crap. How Taylor Swift passes as country, I'll never know.

Anyway, it makes me want to go on a murderous rampage.
Do you mean that you have to listen to country music at work?

You are indeed stronger than I am. I cannot listen to modern country music. I just couldn't do it and not kill someone.

BTW What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?
 

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I'm thinking about blaring the most obnoxious and Satanic death metal I can find so then nobody will be allowed to listen to music at work.
 

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"i can't sleep with you...on ma mind."

" from the bathroom of her heart.... i been flushed."

" she got the elevator and ah got the shaft."
 
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