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We talk just about every thing so I thought we could have an embelishers thread or a braggerts thread of sorts. You know I caught a ten foot fish and then it got away, I road 5,000 miles on my bike and it was all back roads, etc. The taller the tale the better, the more outlandish the better and the more unbelievable the better.

I road all day 5,000 miles with my girlfriend no fiance no wife yea wife Morgan Fairchild...(who I have slept with many times). I am also posting a recent photo of my wife.:D

 

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Nice pic Lee ! :rolleyes:


Whilst we're on the subject did I tell you about the time I overtook a Rocket VI ? Yep, that's right, it was two Rocket III's bolted together, and when I passed it on my pedal bike I flipped the bird !


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Ride on ! :cool:
 

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It would take me too long to tell you all about my major brag event, so all I will say on the matter is that they made a film of it and Bruce Willis played me.

I tried to sue 20th Century fox after the film was released because they had departed from the true story too much. There was not enough Terrorists killed with bare hands or supermodels bedded. And Bruce Willis made me look like I was going bald.

I originally wanted Brad Pitt to play me but he declined the role saying " I am not tough enough or good looking enough to do you justice in this role."
 

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OK, heres one:

Back when I had my 883 Harley Sportster, I actually won a drag race with it.

 

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...... Monty Python's four Yorkshiremen - ultimate embellishers.

Believe you me, those four had it easy. When I were a lad...........
 

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There's this shameless post I put in a different thread:

You know, as well as having a bike in the house, I also have 40 bottles of single malt scotch, 40 gallons of draft home brewed beer, 16 gallons of commercial beer, 50 bottles of wine and assorted other liquors on hand at any given time.

The funny thing is, that although I get very depressed about winter setting in, I can't actually remember what a minnesota winter is like. :confused:
 

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That's my wife. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HER?????
 

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If you need to get rid of that bag of weed please PM me. Just joking Mods!!!
 

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I hit 115mph on my '79 Bonnie. But really, it's not me...it's my speedo that's embellishing.

(I was doing more like 105...and realized the steering head bearings needed some attention!)
 

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With apologies to whomever wrote this originally, I simply ripped it off...

A man was working on his motorcycle (A HD Sportster I'd guess) on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.

Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.

Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home.

After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.

The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same ambulance crew was dispatched and his wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out.

He fell down the remaining steps and broke his ankle.
 
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