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We are the World Motorcycle Domination (WMD) Party( yes we found the WMD)

OFFICAL CANDIDATES:

President and Secretary of the Treasury: CHEAPBASTARD
Vice President and President of Vice plus Commissioner of the old and decrepit : TRACKER

Secretary of Defense: LIMEY

Secretary of Offences:TONUP

Scecretary of Internal Affairs: R100Pilot( Don't ask/ don't tell)

Secretary of Transportation: CORNERS ( more for everyone)

Secretary of Mental Health: DRAINBAMAGE

Secretary of State: BUCKET ( someone elses state but we don't care)

Secretary of Bitchin: ITCHIN

Secretary of Lewd and slightly Intoxicated Women:CRASHMASTERD


{FIRST ORDER OF BUSYINESS. MODIRATOR , THIS NEEDS TO BE A STICKY. It is going to be a long way until voting day.
 

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um, what about good ol jr,, i'ld like to run for head of consumer protection dept, i will make sure that no engine goes with out testing, by me.
 

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I nominate Legman as Minister Without Portfolio in charge of Beer Procurement and Quality Assurance.

I'm thinking he's going to need a rather large staff. Any volunteers?

:-g :chug: :-g :chug: :-g :chug: :-g :chug: :puke:
 

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I accept the nomination from the esteemed Tracker dude and will start now. Ya cant hold two positions, ***. This is BUl) shti , pure bullshti. :-D
 

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Okay, itchin is already bitchin---GOOD JOB. Attackpug will be Top Dog Catcher. ( aka TDC for you gear heads) :cool:
jrussell6 will be Chief of testing&testicals.
Devious is Vice President of Research and Development
( also known asthe department of Keep Trying until it Explodes).
I agree that Legman has to be Chief Technition of Fluid Dynamics ( i.e.---Approval of Beer before our leader( Cheapbastard) gets to drink it).

There are many other positions available so please step up guys.

Is the WMD Convention ( RAT raid ) scheduled at Barber in the Spring??
 

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I nominate Tekmoe as Head of Experimental riding Techniques and questionable purchases. :-D
 

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I accept.

 

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We do find you VERY offensive Limey which is why you are the Secretary of Defense. If anybody attacks the WMD party we send you after them. I figured that is deterrent enough
to keep the even more undesirables away from our capital
(URR, I MEAN CLUBHOUSE).

However ,if you wish you could run in the primary against
TonUp.

( pee s: It was not my intent to offend you by not expressing
how offensive you really are :-D )
 

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Yes we could do a MIB Division ( our version of 007 ) :cool: .

Excellant Poster CrashmasterD. Let's have 200,000 ready for the Iowa and New Hampshire events. Anyone from these States that could stuff the balot boxes ( oh, I meant get out the vote! :-D ).

One of our programs is " No Tool Left Behind"

:wink:
 

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On 2006-11-14 03:39, TrackerOldGuy wrote:
Yes we could do a MIB Division ( our version of 007 ) :cool: .

Excellant Poster CrashmasterD. Let's have 200,000 ready for the Iowa and New Hampshire events. Anyone from these States that could stuff the balot boxes ( oh, I meant get out the vote! :-D ).

One of our programs is " No Tool Left Behind"

:wink:
Well count me in....already have the shades and the suit, I can learn to stomach martinis if needed. I'll start working on the Speed Triple ejection seat and oil slick mods straight away. :razz:
 

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On 2006-11-13 19:01, TrackerOldGuy wrote:
We do find you VERY offensive Limey which is why you are the Secretary of Defense. If anybody attacks the WMD party we send you after them. I figured that is deterrent enough
to keep the even more undesirables away from our capital
(URR, I MEAN CLUBHOUSE).

However ,if you wish you could run in the primary against
TonUp.

( pee s: It was not my intent to offend you by not expressing
how offensive you really are :-D )

Thats fine, I'm more than happy to be WMD's WMD :-D
 

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On 2006-11-14 03:39, TrackerOldGuy wrote:
Excellent Poster CrashmasterD. Let's have 200,000 ready for the Iowa and New Hampshire events.
I must admit I've been moonlighting for another party. I'm using this as a basis or a poster for "TPC" The Pirate Party. (Or The Phone Company, if you've seen The Presidents Analyst.)

Remember, I AM Secretary of Lewd and slightly intoxicated women. I've also been involved with the Commission on Scantily Clad Vixens. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
 
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