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So who here does'nt mind Christmas shopping. I personally cant fawking stand it. I mean i REALLY hate it. My wife, god bless her, bought all her own presents. I know she prolly spent more than i would have but it was worth every penny for me not to have to go out and dodge the mall walkers, bargain hunters, Wantabe gang bangers, and just plain ol fawkin dickheads. I mean i hate that sh!t.

However, my baby boy wanted a genuine Yamaha keyboard for christmas. So we told him if he stayed in his own bed ( his nick name is CB, not cheap bastard,***** blocker.) That SAnta would maybe bring him one. It worked.

So off we go to the worst traffic cluster fawk in these parts called Miller Rd. Every Chain you can possibly think of sets up camp here. We go to Best buy, then off to guitar center. From there to Herders music which is down a ways and on the other side. We needed to come back toward best buy but on the opposite side. Ya cant without going back out on the road, which sucks cause all these stores are connected, but they want their own parking lot, none are connected.


So, i'am sneaking along in front of the stores looking for a way over when this chick, looking right at me, talking on a cellphone pulls out in front of me. I had to slam on the brakes as she was changing ears. My wife was mortified when i made eye contact with the idiot, and screaming like an asswhole said, HANG UP THE FAWKIN PHONE AND DRIVE YOU FAT FAWKIN COW, YOU CANT BE THAT ***** HUNGRY YA GOTTA ORDER AHEAD. DONT FORGET THE BIG GULP YA SOW.
She drives by me and lookin down from her suv with the spinners flips me off. I about shet a brick, what balls, what huge hairy balls. My freakin ears were throbbing. As i'am reaching for the door handle the wife gave me the look. You all know the look. As pissed as i was, ya cant argue with THE LOOK.

So, i see my opening to the lot of circuit city where i needed to go. Right up over the big grass berm and curb where i promptly bottomed out and almost got stuck but i anticipated this and gunned it, threw sod all over the place. Had to put a muffler on my car cause i knocked the hell out of it. Almost tore it off, almost. So after all that we went back to the first store we looked and bought the first keyboard we looked at.

Was it worth it, you bet. As long as cheapbastard, i mean***** blocker stays out of our bed i'am cool, really.

Merry Christmas everybody. :-D
 

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Ha ha, nice story. And this is why we have the firearms thread, gotta weed out the f'tards somehow :)
 

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I hate going to malls. I ordered everything from the internet this year and despite paying shipping still saved a shite load of money.

The only thing I won't get off the internet is the LCD TV. I am going to Costco for that. Not sure if you guys know that they have a 100% $ back guarantee for the life of the product if you're not satisifed in any way...everything except notebook computers.

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I think that you handled yourself rather admirably. I have twin 4yr old girls that end up in our bed far too often. I know what time without proper release will do to a man. Merry Christmas. :-g
 

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Ha, ha, great story itchin! Me and the wifey finished up our shopping last night. It sucked a big fat one, but as you said, it's all worth it to see the little rugrats faces light up on Christmas morning. Promised myself I wouldn't buy my son a gaming system, 'cause he gits so into those things, but that's what he told Santa he really wanted, so had to buy the little sucker a PS2 last night. Oh well, will be a good baby sitter when I need some 'quality time' with the wife. :wink: :-D

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I was thinking of getting the missus this, wadda ya think.

NWS NWS NWS

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I saw that live limey, it was hilarious. That would be a perfect gift, that and a coupon for an hours worth of limey love, for her i meant.

No problems shopping with me capt rat, til these Dale Earnhardt clad mouth breathers start wandering around like a living dead zombie, mouth's hanging open eating a giant pretzel. Get in get out, thats my motto. If i dont have a list and a plan i'am not goin. Not about to show up and wander around, "looking". If you had ever been on Miller Rd during the Christmas season you would instantly know what i was talkin about. Oh well, i was'nt that bad. Merry Christmas anyway y'all. :-D
 

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On 2006-12-21 12:04, Limey wrote:
I was thinking of getting the missus this, wadda ya think.
Its my opinion Limey that she should be overwhelmed, but is my guess that she will be less than impressed. (Based on my own personal experience :razz: )
 

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On 2006-12-21 16:30, Legman wrote:
Its my opinion Limey that she should be overwhelmed, but is my guess that she will be less than impressed. (Based on my own personal experience :razz: )
I never let you look inside the box!
 

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On 2006-12-21 16:34, Limey wrote:
On 2006-12-21 16:30, Legman wrote:
Its my opinion Limey that she should be overwhelmed, but is my guess that she will be less than impressed. (Based on my own personal experience :razz: )
I never let you look inside the box!
bugger! I didn't see that one coming!
 
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