Christmas shopping.

So who here does'nt mind Christmas shopping. I personally cant fawking stand it. I mean i REALLY hate it. My wife, god bless her, bought all her own presents. I know she prolly spent more than i would have but it was worth every penny for me not to have to go out and dodge the mall walkers, bargain hunters, Wantabe gang bangers, and just plain ol fawkin dickheads. I mean i hate that sh!t.

However, my baby boy wanted a genuine Yamaha keyboard for christmas. So we told him if he stayed in his own bed ( his nick name is CB, not cheap bastard,***** blocker.) That SAnta would maybe bring him one. It worked.

So off we go to the worst traffic cluster fawk in these parts called Miller Rd. Every Chain you can possibly think of sets up camp here. We go to Best buy, then off to guitar center. From there to Herders music which is down a ways and on the other side. We needed to come back toward best buy but on the opposite side. Ya cant without going back out on the road, which sucks cause all these stores are connected, but they want their own parking lot, none are connected.


So, i'am sneaking along in front of the stores looking for a way over when this chick, looking right at me, talking on a cellphone pulls out in front of me. I had to slam on the brakes as she was changing ears. My wife was mortified when i made eye contact with the idiot, and screaming like an asswhole said, HANG UP THE FAWKIN PHONE AND DRIVE YOU FAT FAWKIN COW, YOU CANT BE THAT ***** HUNGRY YA GOTTA ORDER AHEAD. DONT FORGET THE BIG GULP YA SOW.
She drives by me and lookin down from her suv with the spinners flips me off. I about shet a brick, what balls, what huge hairy balls. My freakin ears were throbbing. As i'am reaching for the door handle the wife gave me the look. You all know the look. As pissed as i was, ya cant argue with THE LOOK.

So, i see my opening to the lot of circuit city where i needed to go. Right up over the big grass berm and curb where i promptly bottomed out and almost got stuck but i anticipated this and gunned it, threw sod all over the place. Had to put a muffler on my car cause i knocked the hell out of it. Almost tore it off, almost. So after all that we went back to the first store we looked and bought the first keyboard we looked at.

Was it worth it, you bet. As long as cheapbastard, i mean***** blocker stays out of our bed i'am cool, really.

Merry Christmas everybody. :-D