Blackberry?
I don't even own a sell phone!
Sell phones are tools of Satan. PDAs are demon spawn.
I haff a TELEPHONE.
It only does one thing - it lets you talk at other people. It does not take pictures. It does not show video. It does not play catchy "ring tones" that you can change by "downloading" (for yet another additional fee on top o' what the sell phone folks charge for "service," "roaming," "etc."). It does not have Global Positioning Satellite capabilities, which means I have to know where I am and if I don't, IT DOESN'T F'KN MATTER. (Not all who wander are lost.) Lack of GPS also means Big Brother doesn't know where I am, either - which is a good thing. It does not even have a keyboard so I cannot "text" (which is now, apparently, a verb) at other people.
It lets you TALK at other people.
That's it.
It plugs into a wire innee wall.
An' best of all - YOU CANNOT TALK ON IT WHILE DRIVING.
Not that I'm a Luddite or anything.