These two media whores should fit in well in Hollywood. Shiny white teeth, plastic breasts, the brains of a jellyfish, inarticulate and greedy beyond human comprehension.
Maybe they're moving to the U.S. to give them inspiration for their next child's name? They already have Brooklyn, Romeo and Crud. Maybe they'll look around and call their next brat Minnesota or Minnie for short. I'm sure they'll be spoilt for choice.
These two half wits are only moving to the U.S. because of rejection and vanity. They are not wanted in Europe as no Premier league team would put up with his petulant antics. And she will/has become a constant target for media derision.
Had Beckham a scintilla of moral fibre he would have gone to Africa. A country that is to host the World Cup and is crying out for support. Alas no, Viktourwia wouldn't have been able to find many Gucci-Armani shops to while away her time. Nor would any of the starving be able to find any money to spend on the junk she and he sells and promotes.
The writing was on the wall a long time ago when Mr. Brain Dead bought his 5 years old son a $100,000 replica, diamond encrusted watch yet can't help his own son with his homework!
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"David Beckham has never exactly been celebrated for his intellect, but even his greatest critics will be surprised by his latest confession: he can't understand his six-year-old son's maths homework.
The England captain made his remarks when doing an interview with The Mail on Sunday's Live magazine.
He admitted that when Brooklyn asked for help with a school assignment recently, he was baffled - and had to turn to his wife Victoria for assistance.
"Their homework is so hard these days," said Beckham. "I sat down with Brooklyn the other day - and I was like, 'Victoria, maybe you should do the homework tonight.'
"I think it was maths, actually," he said before adding in less-than-textbook English: "It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know, I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this.' Brooklyn was like, 'Please do it with me,î and I'm like, 'I'll read your book with you.'"
So for the couple who got married in a Castle, with his and her thrones, I wish them every success in Hollywood. They are a perfect match.
Thank goodness L.A. has taken these two chavs off of our hands.
Below. Beckham in his pre-pony tail hairstyle days wearing his cute dress/sarong number. I wonder if it'll catch on down on the Boulevard?
