As its quiet today....welcome to Hell!
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"We try to keep things informal here. As well as infernal."
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I recently learned that I am of French decent... 
It was a family secret for so long. I claim the Dutch side though, my grandparents migrated from Rotterdam after the war.
[ This message was edited by: Triple_Rider on 2006-12-14 19:02 ]
It was a family secret for so long. I claim the Dutch side though, my grandparents migrated from Rotterdam after the war.[ This message was edited by: Triple_Rider on 2006-12-14 19:02 ]
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Why did Rowan Atkinson ever do that "Bean" garbage? This stuff is so much more funny.
Blackadder is genius, and the unexpurgated face of evil.
Blackadder is genius, and the unexpurgated face of evil.
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Since this seems to be the junk thread of the day...
"I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me..
It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally
was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she
was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when
she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
Last wild fling, just come up and get me. "I was
stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car."
"I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me..
It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally
was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she
was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when
she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
Last wild fling, just come up and get me. "I was
stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car."
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