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Jethro's friends still did not believe that he could mow an acre in under 10 seconds...
 

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"The last one almost outran me. So I made some modifications, and that's not going to be a problem next time. I can't wait to paint that second silhouette on the tank."
 

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You Might Be a Redneck

If your riding lawn mower has a V8 engine and white letter tires... you might be a redneck.
 

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Ford's CEO stops for a soda and a chat with prospective buyers on his way to Washington D.C. to plead with Congress for bailout funding.
 

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Blue paint in cans (2 for $2.99)

Headers made from left over fence top rail (free)

Chrome air cleaner from J C Whitney ($5.99 w/ shipping)

Knowing his vehicle would never be stolen (priceless)
 

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If your riding lawn mower has a V8 engine and white letter tires... you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your riding lawnmower can corner faster than the bike sitting next to it - and look cooler doing it!
 

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"Ossifer, ah wern't drivi'n drunk....Ah'm cutting mah GRASS onna way home frum dah bar!"

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To assure Congress that Blue Oval was serious about not wanting a bail-out, a new model for 2010 was introduced today......
 

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Traditionally "Blue" Ford Motor Company is going "Green" with it's line of new, smaller, and more economical vehicles.
 
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