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I get out of the shower, clean, good smelling, I start to towel off, feeling the day is gonna be a real good one THEN..... I cut a big ole smelly fart that engulfs me like a cloud of nastiness.

Sheesh!! Kinda burst my good morning Bubble.
 

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As a vegetarian I might create more methane than any one person should, but my dogs still love me despite anything that may or may not be going on. All together, it's still a good day!
 

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Oh, for God's sake, Kirkus! I can smell it all the way over here.
 

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Kirkus, you did get back in the shower and clean yourself off, right?
 

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So farting is a valid excuse for starting a thread? I've been holding back too much.

Kirkus, you did get back in the shower and clean yourself off, right?

The only reason you need to go back and clean up Juni is if there is follow through.
 

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I can still smell it.
 

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Blame the Dog - The Aussie one, not the 4 legged kind.
 

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Rule one is don't fart in the shower..

That is a most ridiculous rule. The shower is the BEST place to fart because:

1. You are alone - well mostly.
2. The falling water absorbs the odour and if it does not the vaccuum fan sucks out the smell.
3. If you follow through you have running water to clean the issue up.
4. No skiddies on your undies.
5. If the follow through is most serious the khasi shouldn't be too far away.
6. The resonance off the tiles really accentuates the sound.

There is no better place to drop your guts than in the shower.
 

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Except in the bath. Nothing feels quite like bubbles tickling your bollocks. Lovely.
 

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Whom are you calling Bubbles?
 

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I wouldn't know about the joys of a bath. I quit taking them when I was ten. That's when dad said, "Juni, why would you want to wash your face in the same water you wash you ass?"
 
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When I was a tad younger an older friend told me "never trust a fart when you are over 60" I thought he was a bit thatched. Now, well over 60 I don't even trust farts in the shower.
 

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Since we're NOT clearing the air here. On the occasional cold night, under the sheets, it's kinda nice to bend your knees upward and let one loose cuz they are nice and warm.
 
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