Id love to lose the seat and sissy bar but alas its a compromise with the wife

I keep trying to put the gunfighter seat on but each time she moans... I gotta sit on that!! women!.
The fibreglass guard is being SOLD on EBAY for 50 quid, you get it, have it sprayed then install it, comes with all bolts and wiring so its real easy.
The plates there as I used to have a nice sideplate on an older bike but the wife kept cutting herself on it.... I have to keep her happy else NO riding for me.
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