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killian101

Some...big ass green bug hit my visor. Slapped green guts all over the visor and me...it was gross

Kirkus51

Don't you know how to tell a happy bike rider? By the bugs in his teeth....

OMG that is the oldest one in the book.

Wait till a live biter flies up your sleeve and bites the hell out of you for about a minute until you can pull over, park at the side of the road, rip off your jacket, and stomp on it furiously til the bug is dead.:

tspapa

I was riding near the orchards last week had a huge bug hit me square on the lip.....it really hurt! My lip was swollen for two days. My wife thought I had been in a tussle.LOL

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killian101

a beetle hit me square in the chest last summer...flew into my jacket....i was laughing so much i nearly crashed

CAPTDON

My latest worst- A pelican was flying overhead. I just knew there was something comming!
He let loose a good gober that landed (no full face then) rite on my lip (mouth closed)!!
Had to ride - mouth closed to the beach rrestroom for a full face washdown!! GROSS!!!!
Love bugs are commin now. There will be litle ridin as long as they are around! They are the pits!! Some Fla riders will know about them. Its bikeless for a month ?? Good mod/ detail time I guess?

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JAXTRIUMPHGUY

Caught a bee sting in the throat a couple of weeks ago. Nice...

RonD

had a bee on the visor of my full face helmet a few years ago, the situation soon changes to panic when you discover its on the insude of the visor! and your going flat strap on the freeway with a car tailgateing you .

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BBR

I know that one. Nothing says scary like sharing a helmet with a wasp at 80mph.

Last year I had a yellow jacket go into my jacket and start stinging me on the side of my back. I am sure all the cagers were a little worried when they saw a biker goin WOT beating the hell out of himself. I couldn't fine a place to pull off fast enough.

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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

CAPTDON

The funniest I heard here was the guy that was riding w/ his new GF, & a wasp flew up his shorts & started stinging him you kmow where! He pulled off the road & started stripping naked in front of the new GF & passing cars. Pretty funny- but not to him I am sure!!

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Sal Paradise

sooner or later we all learn to tighten the cuffs on our sleeves. Had a yellow jacket fly in there and sting my back several times until I could pull over!