I`m old
I`m cold
to the mall
off the wall
in a sack
on my back
wear it
tear it
I don`t waste
rip with haste
clean and polish
then lube and grease
next stop oil pan
bottom of the garbage can
:-D
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" A man is only as old as the women he feels" G Marx
Nice and clean out of the bag. Wipe down that windshield a few times. Oops dropped in the saw dust on the floor. HM MM wipe up those spots on the chrome and use that clean spot for getting that bug off the paint. OOH grease off the chain onto my fingers come here rag wipe it off. Dab off the Chain Wax to clean that sprocket. Clean some oil off the lathe bed and wipe off the body of the mill. Darn dropped on the floor now have metal chips embedded in it. Scrub the oil spots off the garage floor. Wipe off the oil around the oil pan. Blast! Dropped it in the oil pan. EEYYUUUWWWEE! Garbage time. :-D
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