So I responding to the fork brace thread when the phone rings:
Me>"Good afternoon, SEL-MOTION."
Him<"You sell the Triumph Sp*tf**e?" (word garbled)
>"I'm sorry, I heard the Triumph but what was the 2nd word?"
<"SPITFIRE, MAN. You sell the Triumph Spitfire?"
-Now at this point, I'm assumming it's one of my goofy buddies having a go with me. But I play it straight.
>"Spitfire, what is that?"
-I can hear the caller speaking to someone else; 'Motherf**ker don't know what a Spitfie is.'
<"It's a Triumph."
>"A Triumph motorcycle or a car?"
>"I'm a motorcycle shop."
-Caller telling someone 'he's a motorcycle shop.'
<"F**k you." -click-
And now you have a small insight as to the joys of phone sales. No wonder some shops never answer their phones.