Thanks for the replies!
Disclaimer: I am *positive* Triumph of Arkansas is a quality dealer with a satisfied customer base. I'm sure a lot of companies would like to have the same support they've received in this thread. I hold no ill will towards them.
But, I was almost ready to relent and merely call, except it was Bill Rush's email "read receipt" I received when I first inquired about the order (and heard nothing). As an IT/Web professional (for what that's worth these days) I see this as nearly as good as a phone call to a company with a web sales presence, so I guess I'm SOL.
No hard feelings. I'll get it from Great Bay. $10 more, but local.
Lesson is, don't endeavor into a market for which you're unprepared. In this day and age, your web sales presence differs little from your phone or your parts counter.
Only a matter of time before you're outsourced to India, guys.
Again, no harm, no foul, no ill will to TofA (wait... there's a marketing angle...)