Ugh, I will lose this one then, I ride the I-95 corridor to work in Baltimore for about 35 miles. Here is what I see on a daily basis going to work...
38 Soccer Mom's
82 Pretend Executives on cell phones
2 Guys reading the news paper
15 Women doing their make-up
529 Metro-sexuals
No hits as well but many many many near misses

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