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A woman took her parrot to the vets. The vet took one look and said, "I am sorry but the parrot is dead".
"never" replied the woman, I want a second opinion!
"ok" said the vet. He went out of the room and returned with a labrador dog who proceeded to give the parrot a good sniff, he then took the dog out and came back into the room.
"nope i am afraid the parrot is dead"
"I can't believe it, I want another opinion" said the woman.
the vet then left the room and returned with a cat. the cat sniffed the parrot all over and then left the room.
"well i am sorry but the parrot is dead and your bill is £250.00" the vet told the lady.
"£250.00!!! how on earth can it be that much?" the woman cried.
"Well I would have just charged you £20.00 but then there was the lab report and the cat scan..............
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i may be gullible, but at least i still have this magic fish.
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