This is Australia!

[Aussiebikerdave]

In the beginning

God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQs.
He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God was happy.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQs on the beach, and God thought this was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God licked his lips.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God could almost smell the flavour.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQs, and God thought that it was a good move.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy with, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the Barbie with. So God created Mates, and God made sure that they were good blokes.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that this was good ... well .. almost good. He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!

[Valkyrie111]

You are a brave man Davo, a very brave man. Good luck to you.

[Toystoretom]

Lol.....A soon to be very lonely brave man :-D (I doubt it)..

[IceT]

Dave, i know your strategy....let your hair down on the Net...talk it up when your out with the boys...or in the shop...but when you get home your under the thumb big time!!!!!

but they cant stop us from dreaming can they!!!

[Englishguy]

Hey Dave

My wife read your post over my shoulder and now I am not getting any.

:???:

[HARTY]

Sounds a bit like South Africa too

Seems you are pretty good at cricket over there too

Regards

Harty

[rick05rocket]

Now I KNOW I must visit the land down under. . .

bravo Davo!! Well said.

sounds like paradise to me. .

ride on

rick

Hi Guys,
Davo is a brave man, I would have nothing less. He is so brave he is able to share his DREAMS with you all!!!! Thanks for emptying the dishwasher and hanging the washing out for me Davo. You will be rewarded in due course - when the lawns are mowed!!! :wink: :wink: Love you. Michelle

[SteveRed]

Davo... Looks like it is all talk, no action!... Unless you mow the lawns mate! :hammer:

[Aussiebikerdave]

Fortunately we are coming into winter. This means two things, one good, one bad. The grass don't grow as well in winter so I dont have to mow the lawns very often. Thats the good part. The bad part is I have to start wearing a jacket 'cos it's a tad too cold for a t-shirt and vest.

PS I thought Burt Munro's method of long grass control was very innovative. I'll have to try it next time! davo