Wow I can't even imagine having that conversation with my wife.
wife: Hey honey, can I ride your Sprint?
me:

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me: Umm I think it is too tall for you.
wife: But it says here in the manual that it can be lowered
me:

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wife: we are married and we are supposed to share everything, right?
me: yea but..
wife: ok then, I am going to the store and when I get back I will take it for a spin.
me: NO IT'S MINE... ALL MINE... GET YOUR OWN!!!!! (jumps on Sprint and takes off for parts unknown, never to be seen again)

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