I thought I would start this thread at the risk of being chased of of the forum for posting too many times. :-D But I only work about 3 nights a week, so I have squat else to do.
I will start, Mine is named Gladys. Named her after the gun of Marv in Sin City. Don't laugh, thought hard about that one. A few runner ups: Lucy (short for Lucifer); Fluffy (in honor of my dead snake); or OH SH!T (obvious).

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