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Old 12-05-2006   #1 (permalink)
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1) Do a burn out when leaving an officer who just gave you a ticket.

2) If a man annoys you or claims to be better at anything just remind him of how good his girl USED to be in bed.

3) When insulted don't say anything. Just punch the offender in the nose and offer his girl a ride on your S3, or you, or both....at the same time.

4) Keep it interesting, put your thumb in her butt.

5) When sitting oppisite of a GSXR at a stop light, Do a wheelie from a stop. Just to remind him....



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4) Keep it interesting, put your thumb in her butt.
you have proven true hooligan padewan.
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4) Keep it interesting, put your thumb in her butt.
you have proven true hooligan padewan.
I was thinking more of a freak than a hooligan. Thumb in her butt? riiiiiiiiiiight...
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Afreak would have said FOOT!!
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My wife has to get one of those! :gpst:
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Yiffing is so much better than the thumb trick for keeping it interesting.



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1) Do a burn out when leaving an officer who just gave you a ticket.
Hooligans don't stop for police.
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Airkill,

May I please, please have a full size copy of that Union Jack-babe?

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Must get hot in those furry costumes!
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1) Do a burn out when leaving an officer who just gave you a ticket.
Hooligans don't stop for police.

I agree!


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