uke: +1..!!!
Gaudy is the first word that comes to mind, the second is counterbalance..
(like in leaning at a 45° angle to the left in order to drive in a straight line?)
hahahaha! why stop there? go for 5 or 6, heck, 8!!! no, wait, how about 9!! 10 baffles!!!!
(reminds me of SNL skit of the extreme razor that has 14 blades!)
whew mama.
-b