Yo mama

[itchin]

Anybody else got any yo mama jokes? here are a couple of my favorites.

Yo mama is:

So fat, she sat on a quater and squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Whats Red, Silver, Yellow and Purple?

Yo mama goin to church.

Alright, they may be lame but it's the best i got for now. Anybody else?

[cheapbastard]

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks outside with a red shirt on all the kids yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!!!" :-D


Yo Mama's so fat her senior pic was an aerial photo shoot! :-D

Yo Mama's so fat her belt size is equator! :-D

[Limey]

Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code :-D

[dfib]

Yo mama's pit's are so hairy it looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!

[Devious2XS]

Yo mama is like a doorknob,
sooner or later, EVERYONE will get a turn.

[graciejohn2]

lol

I am a HUGE Yo Mama joke fan....

Here's a few of my personal favorites:

Your Mama's SO fat, that when she dances, she even makes the band skip.

Your Mama's SO fat, that at the local Restaurant Buffet, the sign says "Maximum Capacity 220 Persons OR Your Mama"

Your Mama's SO fat that when she gets in an Elevator, it can only go down.

Your Mama's SO fat that when she gets on the scale, it says "To Be Continued".

lol

Oh man.....don't even get me started on these! :razz:

JOHN

[itchin]

Get started gracie, lets have em. :-D

[TightTL]

Yo mama is like a gas-and-go...open 24 hours a day, always a line, and you gotta pay before you pump!
Fred

[ This message was edited by: TightTL on 2006-10-06 08:13 ]

[Andhedrew]

Yo mama's so fat she thinks gravy is a beverage.

[Speed3]

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mommas so fat she needs 3 trips to haul a$$!