How to make women happy so you can go ridin more

[Limey]

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

[oldmanrandall]

Excellent - getting married next february - i'll print this and show her tonight!!!! (hope she remembers the beer)

[R100Pilot]

I gave that Man List to my girlfriend.

She forgot the beer.

[Calitriple]

oldmanrandal,
Don't get married!!!! Don't do it, brother, for the love of God!!! That list will be funny to her right now because she doesn't have you locked in. A year after the wedding? That list will ensure you sleep on the couch for a coupla days.
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[rudebwoy85]

Kinda makes me momentarily envy the gay dude at the office... :razz: :razz:

[Limey]

On 2006-07-26 13:52, rudebwoy85 wrote:
Kinda makes me momentarily envy the gay dude at the office... :razz: :razz:

Steady on, rude :razz:

[rudebwoy85]

...on second thought, does that make the "How to make a woman happy" list apply to him with all the shopping, sympathy and stuff..hmm.

[rudebwoy85]

On 2006-07-26 13:54, Limey wrote:

Steady on, rude :razz:

:-D I hear ya man.. Momentary nervousness at the length of that list. I dont even think I can count that high!

In my short time here on planet earth I've noticed a thing or two that seems to hold true in the western world and might I offer an opionion on a way to pare down you list a smidge?

I think you can get rid of all entries save number 48 as I've noticed that you can be as big a prick as you want, as ugly as you want, as grimy as you can tolerate, as philandering as you want and still have a respectable stable of concubine-like stunning beauties willing to tea bag ya; all you need is the trappings and materials that wealth affords those fortunate to have it.

They wont be wife/mother material, they wont be around forever (yay!) but none will ever be older than 30 (yay!).

[Andhedrew]

Funny. Just today a buddy and I were just discussing his wife and her displeasure with everything he seems to want to do. She wants to know why he "always" feels the need to go out and buy new things. It seems she had a friend over the other night who was lecturing my brother's wife on how sex is just for conception and once you are through having kids it should no longer be needed in a relationship.

He asked me what I thought he should do about that and I told him to tell her the truth. Men take up hobbies to take their minds off from sex. Nearly everything I do, while fun, would be tossed to the side in a heartbeat for a roll in the sack.

Now, for married guys who are faithful (as I am), that last "rule" is not always true. When the sex becomes routine then other endeavors seem to take precedence. That is why I believe wives hold out on their husbands... to keep them wanting it.

Gotta end it... the wife just walked in the door...

[1050Pome]

+1 rude, only number 48 matters. You don't see Hugh Hefner with ugly birds do ya !! The lucky, lucky f!cker !