Triumphrat

BUCKET · 07-25-2006

What do you think about when riding apart from the task at hand and apart from,more mods,boobies,what's that bike up ahead,weekend,nothing,funny looking cow,f*#k a kangaroo,f#*kin car,what's that noise,boobies,wouldn't mind a root(f*#k),mortgage(very rairly),f*#k i hate work.Lot's more i guess.
Bucket :hammer:

R100Pilot · 07-25-2006

On the Triple? Mostly trying to keep within 30 mph of the posted speed and not losing my license. Oh yeah... and "Am I in sixth gear? Gotta be. I'm already at 100 mph."

On the BMW, things happen at a more leisurely pace, during which time I can contemplate boobies. And it only has five speeds (which is another reason I keep forgetting when I'm on the triple).

Since most of my riding is in traffic, there is, unfortunately, not much time for navel-gazing. Though I would be happy to gaze at boobies if the opportunity presented itself.

Uh... so the language filter does not recognize boobies, eh? Cool. Cheap's gonna be all over this one.

Limey · 07-25-2006

you pretty much covered all the points there guys. BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES :-D

Oh, one thing does go through my mind quite a bit. HOW THE FCUK CAN TEKMOE RIDE THIS BIKE UNDER 4K RPM. :-D

[ This message was edited by: Limey on 2006-07-25 13:38 ]

tekmoe · 07-25-2006

i'm mainly predicting what might happen if the car in front of me swerves to the right, hitting the van full of school kids, causing 3 of them to fly out, with one of them landing 20 yards in front of me as i begin a counter-steer to the left, where the 90 year old chain-smoking blue hair is crossing into my path.

city life. gotta love it.

R100Pilot · 07-25-2006

Tek, ya forgot about the CELL PHONE. Always look for the cell phone.

But I know - you're probably busy lookin' for the next beer stop! :hammer: (Oh, that was too easy)

rudebwoy85 · 07-25-2006

Hit the nail on the head, when riding in the city..Boobies and other girly fun bits that are all out for display in these warm summer months. And whatchout for the crazy "homegirl" chick driving like a complete cu*t while yakkin on the phone. "****** wouldya look at that ass....whoa..pay attention ya idiot you almost ran into that car"

when on the highway... "am I in sixth gear?"

When going around sweeping bends on elevated highways.."please no strong crosswinds to throw me off and over the side of this thing"

When driving around the burbs (no one walks, no asses to peep)..."whatchout for the chick yakkin' on the phone in the convertable...whatchout for the bluehair in the big buick..whatchout for the rich-bit*h in the monster SUV-yakkin on the phone...whatchout for the young punk in the Mitsu EVO looking to make a point....whatchout for this crappy Pensylvania bumpy, choppy road...."

When on the PA turnpike..."whatchout for the semi tires and lumber in the road....whatchout for the mangled deer and deer bits in the road...followed by all that was stated when riding around the 'burbs."

between this I find time to sing to myself inside my helmet...

speedcubed · 07-25-2006

I guess I spend most of my time wondering who is the next jacka$$ that is going to try to run me over and how to keep that from happening again. next would be boobies. Then how much money I DON'T HAVE because my wife and 2 teenage daughters have spent it on s**t they don't need. Boobies. What mod i can't afford because my wife and children have spent all our money. Boobies. Will i get any tonight? no the wife will be mad because i yelled at her about spending to mush money

:hammer:

[ This message was edited by: speedcubed on 2006-07-25 14:06 ]

TrackerOldGuy · 07-25-2006

Be careful, the 90 year old is probably my sister

cheapbastard · 07-25-2006

Any time I'm not think'n of boobies, I'm think'n how in the hell do ya get this front wheel back down!?! :hammer:

and God forbid I meet a black S3 on the road, then all that's going thru my head is just how many drinks do ya think he had before jump'n on?!? :-D

[ This message was edited by: cheapbastard on 2006-07-25 14:08 ]

DwarF · 07-25-2006

I'm with tekmoe, I'm always trying to predict what's gonna happen.

I do occasionally actually listen to my music and start driving too fast too. Other than that, it's near August in Texas, so I think.

*****, it's gettin hot in here.
I'm gonna take off all my clothes.
....Now....I'm dehydrated.
Gotta leave the helmet on....never take it off.
So...thirsty....
ahhh, the garage! Beer me.
(easy buzz from dehydration, heat has it's perks)