Cat, it wasn't your S3 that stranded you, it was you who stranded you. You can't blame your poor S3 for not starting when you haven't maintained the battery. Poor thing, you better go out and say sorry before she does it again. Then give her a nice battery top up and if that doesn't work, give her a battery transplant with a good Gel battery. :-D
That way, when there is a hot girl at the border, you can try your puffing and sweating on her instead of on pushing the bike :-D :-D
Mick