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WORK FUBAR FOILS YET ANOTHER RIDE
AP- 6 hours 43 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES, CA - Earlier today, plans to meet up with fellow area riders were waylaid by an furious bout of work-related pages stemming from a meaningless event likely caused by an obsolete and malevolent computer drunk on city power.
One disgruntled but extremely attractive witness was quoted as saying, "Zohar- for fook's sake! Wake up- your pager has gone off 4x already. Aren't you on-call?"
Polls indicate that "motorcycle vs work" statistics are remarkably similar to the "can vs bottle", "motorcyclist statement vs police officer statement" and "monkey vs robot" numbers.
Zohar, while unable to comment at the time, indicated his unflagging approval of being on the phone with tech support for 6 Saturday hours by pointing down with all but his middle fingers.
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