Ode to the underseat

[DwarF]

I would like an exhaust that sits under my tail
be it chrome or titanium, I think carbon will prevail

I'd like it loud & strong, 10 horses should do
Wolf tells me Feb, March Arpril and now June!

I have the willpower, IQ, time and money
I'm still riding stock, oh Gawd I look funny

I dream of the day when the heavies are dropped
and awaken that morning to a burley snap crackle pop

The doubters will say, "What more could you want?"
I want the sexy single swingarm to show, do you not?

So work it out now, please, no delays or excuses
what have we all done to deserve such abuses?

That is all for now, for I must pay attention
I chose the defense driving course over detention

[rudebwoy85]

:clap: :clap: Bravo, give it up fo Dwarf Shakespear, that is reall very well done.. very almost an Iambic pentameter I thorougly enjoyed it

[houston05s3]

excellent and very topical

[cheapbastard]

Dang Dwarf, didn't know you had such skillz
But then again, are you on some kind of pillz

No matter how you did it, I still like your rhyme
Now if only we can get Wolf to sell them for a dime

I think that he owes us, for taking so long
I mean, what have we done that is so awful wrong

Just a couple of guys, simply going crazy in there head
wondering when that day will come, when Wolf posts that thread

But once it arrives, it will probably be worth the wait
but can the Cheapster afford it, if your donations are late

So please send them now, as much as you can
so I can trick mine out, so it won't be so bland

:-D

[corners]

you guys have wayyyyyyyy to much time on your hands you need to get out and ride

[cheapbastard]

On 2006-05-12 08:51, corners wrote:
you guys have wayyyyyyyy to much time on your hands you need to get out and ride

I can't! My boss won't let me off! :hihi: That's alright, I rode to work, so when I leave I'll get some riding in! :-D

[DwarF]

I was taking defensive driving online. You HAVE to wait for the required time to lapse on each screen. It takes me about a minute to get through the material, and I have like 9 minutes to kill, so....

(Yes, I was on the bike being naughty)

[ This message was edited by: DwarF on 2006-05-12 09:48 ]

[corners]

On 2006-05-12 09:48, DwarF wrote:
I was taking defensive driving online. You HAVE to wait for the required time to lapse on each screen. It takes me about a minute to get through the material, and I have like 9 minutes to kill, so....

(Yes, I was on the bike being naughty)

:roflmoa2: that's funny

[SilverDawg]

Well done gentlemen. I'd love to be out riding too. In all honesty though, it's Friday and even though it's just after 9 AM I have beer on my mind.
Ready for Happy Hour.
:chug:

[jackelmatador]

Poetry for the underseat, are we that desperate?