Triumphrat

fivehundo · 01-13-2006

Hey y'all...

Let me start off by saying I LOVE the new S3. When ever I take the fairing off of my Daytona...It gets me thinking. That being said, please read the following description of the new S3:

"...This is a very naughty bike. The brilliant 1050cc motor has instant drive all the way from nowhere to the redline. Fuel injection delivers the power as smoothly as extra virgin olive oil. Minimalist styling removes flab, leaving exhausts as short as a left hook to the chin. And those eyes."

Extra Virgin Olive Oil??? Left hook to the chin??? Who wrote this, Ayn Rand? However, it might suprise you to know that this description is on the UK Triumph Page....

Thoughts, comments, complaints, concerns???

crashmasterd · 01-13-2006

BWAhahahaha!

"The creamy white alabaster paint job reminded me of the froth tipped waves pounding on the shores of the Island I called home. And yet, those eyes, those dainty features full of grace and angel feathered throttle, could not have been conceived by anything less than the divine herself. I am smitten, a prisoner to the soul and substance of this most elegant of triples. I only curse the vapid price of fuel."

EEeeeewwwww! That's the second Ayn Rand reference I've heard in the last ten minutes!

01-13-2006

This is what eventually happens when, as a heterosexual male, you allow yourself to refer to your or another guy's bike as "sexy". If you find yourself needing to get in touch with your feminine side, ...

DON'T DO IT ON A MOTORCYCLE FORUM!!!

kuhlka · 01-13-2006

At least not like that...

crashmasterd · 01-13-2006

Okay...

"Grunt grunt. Mah three lunger is fastern yourn. Grunt grunt.

rudebwoy85 · 01-14-2006

yeah, that description could only be British, they have a way of 'pimpin' the vocabulary to where it's almost poetry.

Reminds me of a review I read months ago that describes the bikes driveline characteristic as being so good as it has less snatch than an all boys parochial school. Fell on the floor laughing when I read it..