And here I thought no one read the Big Jim story! I can repeat it if you like. (Kidding Wombat!) By the by, Big Jim just won a battle with throat cancer. If he told the story now with his raspy voice, we should have it recorded to go along with the famous ORIGINAL "CREPITATION CONTEST" .
It's a spoof farting contest between a Paul Boomer (Australia) and Lord Windesmere (England).
http://www.laughdome.com/farting.htm for a "taste" of class. (And to Wombat, I remember the days when you thought this stuff was funny. Ah, the burden of responsibility.)