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#1 ·
There are enough of us here that agree that there is enough space on the forum for another semi-crass thread.

Two rules:

There must be a half pretty chic (or better) in the picture.

There must also be a vehicle that rolls on two small wheels only - unless a side car is attached.


















That'll do to kick off, they are all reposts anyway.
 
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#42 ·
Time for a progress report to see if HAP is worth of his fees.

How many times this week has your Mum said (in a sad voice) that she doesn't feel like she's going to get any grand children? If she looked down at the floor at the same time, we need to reconsider HAP's efforts. If she was holding a hanky as well, he's sacked already.
 
#45 ·
Just to be on the safe side, I think we ought to hold his pay until Mum is smiling, cooking and washing your clothes again. We will recommence payment when Mum keeps having little "get togethers" in which Mum's friends are parading their daughters for you.
 
#47 ·
That bit is going to have to come from your encouraging efforts. Just think how flattered a chic would be if YOU reco'd a lovely little Lambretta just for her. Deal sealer.
 
#50 ·
When did we say you got paid? Can't have your cake and eat it too.

HAP is on a modest retainer plus commission for 1. Getting your Mum off your case by 2. Increasing your exposure to pretty, frisky chicklets. No result; no pay.
 
#54 ·
Procurer? For pay?
Hmm. I didn't know he was that sort.
 
#58 ·
Oooooh - skullduggery. Lefty is there anything else I should know that could weaken our position here?
 
#59 ·
HAP's bluffing.

The only photos he has are from a trip to Curacao when he "accidentally" tried to hook up with a RuPaul look-alike with one boob. Mark and I took photos of the whole thing and traded them back to HAP for cash.
 
#60 ·
He's trying to blackmail us with grubby pics of himself? Can we find any spare cash for psychiatric treatment?
 
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#65 ·
After a week or so of looking at these beauties, I got to thinking of all the scooter folk I have ever known. None of the gals I ever knew looked like these women. None.

My guess is as I have never been to Rome and was to drunk to remember and never want to go back to Malibu that those are the hide outs for scooter beauties.

Now I don't have to pay to go to Rome and don't have to relive the Malibu trip nightmare.

Great photos.
 
#70 ·
Nice going Oz. I like the space-cadet doing her hippie thing with the Lambretta Innocenti. Not sure she is so Innocenti.
 
#72 · (Edited)
Okay, not really a Scooter chick, but I am so good looking I thought it was worth posting. This is me and Mrs. Welshrob Mk1, about 100 years ago, filming the movie backdrop for the Who`s Quadrophenia concert, Madeira Drive, Brighton.

 
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