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Here's one that made me smile,
A truck driver zooming down the motorway looks into his rear view mirror and is amazed to what he sees. There is a guy overtaking him standing on a Triumph motorbike riding it surf style with one foot on the seat, the other steering the bike.
The truck driver accelerated his speedometer showing 70 mph. He looked in the mirror again and saw the guy surf riding his bike calmly taking a packet of cigarettes out of his pocket and put one in his mouth. The bike then drew level with the truck, both now are doing 70 mph, the bike rider indicated for the truck driver to wind his window down.
The truck driver wound down his window and he heard the bike rider shout over to him, "Have you got a light mate?" pointing to his unlit cigarette. The truck driver shouted back "Are you mad? You're gonna get yourself killed!" The rider smiled and shouted back "Its ok I'm down to three a day!".
Phil
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