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Try re-entering the URL. I think there is a glitch in the way it's formed.

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That's wierd...I've done those links before and it has worked, now I just get the thumbnail. It's on page 12 of the new submit album page under "that'll leave a mark"...it's the last entry today.

Or I'm a complete computer dufus....

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www.monash.edu.au/muarch/reports/atsb174.html

I think that's the link above. I emailed it to my wife, since she's threatened to find-and-destroy my DOT approved half-shell. I'm sorry, but it's just very pleasant to actually feel the wind on your face when you're riding (as opposed to riding at dusk, when you feel the mosquitos on your face, and it's quite nice to have a visor).

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Sorry...wasn't being serious about this. This was sent by my brother to me via www.StrangePolice.com....

Teatime Love Bite

"A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex."

"In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back."

"She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan."

"Both only admitted how the received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania."

"The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone."

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Yeh, I HATE it when that happens.

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On 2005-08-25 11:49, DrEnglish wrote: Yeh, I HATE it when that happens.

and in a related story...

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, and dropped his trousers, placing his privates in the alligator's mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde girl timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle so hard."

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Hey, that was my sister!!! I'll hafta post the infamous "ham sandwich" joke after I figure out how to dial it down to PG.

Ah well, let's try it right now:

A motorcyclist is riding out in the country. He stops for lunch a little early to beat the crowds. His choice is a small roadside establishment. As he walks in, he notices that the place is mostly empty, save for a stunning blonde behind the bar.

As his eyes adjust to the dim light, he sees a hand-written sign on the wall. It reads,

"Today's Specials

Cheese Sandwich $2
Ham Sandwich $3
Hand Job $5"


Delighted at the turn of events, he quickly check his pocket for the necessary funds. He confirms that he was enough, then approaches the bar.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?", he asks the lady behind the bar.

"Well, yes, I am.", she says, and smiles knowingly.

"Then wash your hands. I want a ham sandwich!", he replies.

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Oh Man! That may have been your sister but I ate at that place yesterday...

"Hey Honey.......................................where' s the Scope"?

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