Semi-unrelated, but funny and true story.....a real golden moment.
I was once at a station, filling up my Honda Cl350, when a much larger, cruiser-style bike of well known US manufacture pulled up next to me. I noticed that the large, leather-clad ape who was driving the machine made a purposeful sneer at me and then say something to the sow he was riding with, who in turn let out a large cackle, obviously at my expense. I walked in and paid for the fuel.
Upon my return the gentleman was still filling up his bike, and sneered once again as I tried several times to kick-start my machine (fouled plugs), when suddenly gas splashed out of his tank and ALL OVER his seat, pants, and also onto the large mammal passenger he was with. Profanity exploding from his mouth, he looked like he was having a heart attack, his face bright red with frustration and embarrassment.
Seriously, it could not have been any more perfect. I could not help but to produce the largest smile you could ever imagine and just two quick kicks later, my bike was started and I was off.