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05-21-2008, 09:22 PM
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Put Down the Cake and Step Away
Here's the latest on global warming
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7404268.stm
On the other hand those of you who preform strenuous activities both vertical and horizontal are burning calories and also ruining the Earth. It's best we all sit in our caves and be still
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05-21-2008, 09:38 PM
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I almost shot high-fructose corn syrup laden cola through my nose onto the interior of my Hummer while driving to Jack in the Box to pick up two double jalapeno whoppers with extra cheese. 
OK they may have a point in there somewhere about people and markets becoming excessively consumption oriented but this latest theory seems a bit over the top for me. As a fat guy, I was so upset by the implication that I am the cause of global suffering that I immediately drowned my sadness in two pints of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey to comfort myself. 
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05-22-2008, 12:04 AM
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Me, I'm a Cherry Garcia guy.
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Last edited by mglemans86; 05-22-2008 at 12:38 AM.
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05-22-2008, 12:08 AM
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Jerry Garcia Tie? I have four of them, thanks.
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05-22-2008, 12:30 AM
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Coffee Heathbar Crunch.
And I felt a distinct warming as I rode past vast herds of gaseous moo cows in Wisconsin yesterday; and at breakfast this morning I was served eggs, bacon, hash browns, all prepared in a buttery skillet, along with buttered toast. And of course the fine bovine-esque waitress gave me a bowl chock full of butter packets to add butter upon butter.
Excellent!
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05-22-2008, 09:58 AM
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Yeah, here in England us fat guys are being blamed for everything from the downfall of the National Health Service to food shortages and of course 'Global Warming'.
We shall have to walk around ringing a bell soon.
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05-22-2008, 10:02 AM
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I wonder if they serve donuts at the "National Obesity Forum".
Mmmm..... donuts.
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05-22-2008, 10:25 AM
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Being a larger proportioned gentleman, I was about to go on a rant.
But I need an egg and bacon sandwich first.
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05-22-2008, 01:54 PM
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The US must be the world superpower of obesity? How about a national diet to save the world? 
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05-22-2008, 02:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Readmarx
The US must be the world superpower of obesity? How about a national diet to save the world? |
..... no .....
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