Triumphrat

Whisperinsmith · 05-14-2008

MY NEXT LIFE
By George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in

luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then ...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

LightningJack · 05-14-2008

I think George Carlin is a true comic genius!

UraniumC · 05-14-2008

Old, but never gets old reading it. ;0

Catenaccio · 05-14-2008