Hmm, don't think I've done any stupid things while drunk - that I can remember


Well, was 20, served in the Norwegian Army when we decided to have some beers at a "happy hour all night" pub. Managed to down over 10 pints of beer before puking on the piano, buddy's g/f, myself etc.
Of course got thrown out, and came to my senses sitting on the sidewalk on the outside. And could not understand why I was outside and they refused to let me in again.