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Readmarx

I asked her to marry me....

jagoldman1001001

dont you mean "who"?

drainbamage

Tough one...
That had to be that time I... nope... wait... maybe... nope... AH, yes!

October 1997.

Having been dumped by my at-the-time girlfriend I, decided to get wasted.
My good Friend Anthony gave me a ride to a university party and I immediately started hitting the vodka, playing guitar, singing out loud and generally making an ass of myself.

Not happy with that, I wondered away to another party 5 or 6 miles away where there were 2 or 3 friends acting as bartenders that night. Chaos. Started crying and only vodka would help. At that time I was too drunk to think and some guys I met that night gave me a ride home only to discover I had left my home keys in the car and the car wasn't parked in the usual spot. "No problem, you can crash at our home tonight".

Next morning the usual panic of not knowing where I was but the guys were cool and so I got a cab home. "Where's my car!?!? Someone stole my ****** car!!". Called the police, reported the car stolen.
Latter that night, major hangover, my friend Jorge calls me on the phone:

-"Hey, Decio! I've heard your car was stolen"
-Yeah. Those SOB. I've reported the car stolen.
-"Well... I found your car. It's parked near AldraBar, you know, your favorite bar"
-WHAT?!? Someone stole my car to drive 3 miles and left it parked and all?
-"No you stupid. The car is locked, with the alarm on and the lock on the steering wheel!"
-oops!

It seems after the first party, Anthony took me home but I decided it would be ok to drive to the next party and forgot all about it.

stupid stupid stupid

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HiVel

I'll never tell.


I have quit drinking.

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GeoDiablo

I don't remember…



but bail was $1000.

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richb

I did pass out face down in a plate of melon in a very plush restaurant in Oxfordshire. It wouldn't be so bad if I was paying, but it was the girlfriend's family friends who were paying. They thought it was hilarious... she didn't! Woke up ten minutes later on the terrace being fanned with a menu by the maitre'd.

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denman13

There are many stories of old to tell but I'd have to say the dumbest thing I ever did while drunk was getting that drunk in the first place.

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TechmanBD

Downed about a 1/4 of tekillya at one time,on a dare, woke up with vomitted blood all over my shirt, they said I stopped breathing at one time.

This was about 13 years ago, if I even smell that stuff I get sick feeling.

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alfacliff

Well, I wasnt drunk at the time, but my X!!! wife drove my 70 Alfa Spider 70 miles with no oil in it while drunk. I am embarrased that I didnt dump her and keep what was left of the car instead. there were only 7 imported in 70. Durnk wives are a dime a dozen.
cliff

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Wombat

My ex did that to a car and she was sober.
She told me very casually one night that the red light had come on on the dash.
When I asked her when it came on, she said, 'Oh a couple of days ago'.

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